I must be too annoying 4 u.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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