I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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