Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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