Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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