i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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