He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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