i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
