god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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