Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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