Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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