we're blogging at a bar
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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