Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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