She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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