Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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