i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
