Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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