Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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