I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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