Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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