I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Come on in and take your pants off
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