i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
