i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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