apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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