I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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