Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just pee around me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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