Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Randomize
