I'm really into asian looking animals
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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