we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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