I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just tell him i said nine months
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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