Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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