Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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