I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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