She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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