Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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