Me too!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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