Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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