do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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