Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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