My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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