Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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