How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
