I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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