Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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