your room smells of hookers.
And success
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
The beer is more important than you right now.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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