Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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