Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
