Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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