winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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