belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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