At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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