Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So many bounce houses so little time
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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