Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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